Im here to learn from both friends and enemies alike once ive learned all i can learn:
My enemies will fall around me and my friends will grow stronger.
Chuck Norris and the Vegetable are Zohans account sitters
Zohan doesnt know fear - and fear doesnt know the Zohan.
Zohan will see all that plot agaisnt him but they wont see the Zohan plotting agaisnt them.
Zohan has strong and powerful friends that will be kept secret from his enemies, a secret that doesnt want to be discovered by his enemies, his friends are like a polyhedrons, they have many disguises.
If you try to steal things that belong to Zohan - Zohan will chew off your arms and legs and ejaculate them over your limbless body.
Spartan Code
I walk upon the battlefield only to see enemies before me;
I show no fear and the enemy trembles
Hear your fate, O dwellers of this world hiding in the wide spaces;
Either your famed, great town must be sacked by 'Zohans' sons,
Or, if that be not, the whole world of 38
Shall mourn the death of a king of the house,
For not the strength of lions or of bulls shall hold him,
Strength against strength; for he has the power of of the Gods,
And will not be checked till one of these two he has consumed.
On those Who Died with Zohan
king of the open fields of this world,
those slain with you lie famous in their graves,
For they attacked absorbing the head-long assault
of endless axemen, rams and swift horse.
These men left an altar of glory on their land,
shining in all weather,
When they were enveloped by the black mists of
death.
But though they died
They are not dead, for their courage raises them
in glory
From the rooms of Hell.
The Vegetable
I will Eat your villages the game will Eat my life!!!
Im bored out of my mind thats why i play games like this that eat my soul and my mind until i turn into a vegetable that doesnt know what day it is.
The vegetable has dreams about tribal wars at night and wakes early in the morning to check his villages are still there.
The vegetable doesnt get enough sleep and doesnt get enough excercise he eats junk food
The vegetable has a bad back and poor eyesight
after several years he turns into a partially blind hunchback that sits in a darkroom behind his computer screen he now has over 300000 villages that takes him 24hours a day to maintain he no longer gets any sleep
The vegetable no longer has a life his friends dont call him no more and his girlfriend or wife left him years ago.
He may be the king of the computer but his real life has passed him by and outside the virutal reality world he lives in hes an outcast a freak!!
When Zohan hears about the vegetable he turns up at his house and boots the door in......
He walks up to the vegetable and sparks him clean out after he kicks the living crap out of the vegetable he mauls all of his villages
The vegetable now becomes Zohans account sitter
Zohan enjoys life and lets the vegetable do all the hard work so he doesnt have to.
Are you a vegetable?
If you are remember Zohan is watching you!!!
Achieved daily awards
94x Looter of the day
You plundered the most resources in this world on 29.01.2013 (637.236.277 resources)!
86x Attacker of the day
You defeated the most units in this world as an attacker on 29.01.2013 (15.191.162 units)!
79x Plunderer of the day
You plundered the most villages in this world on 29.01.2013 (2.712 villages)!
48x Great power of the day
You took over the most villages in this world on 01.12.2012 (159 villages)!
8x Defender of the day
You defeated the most units in this world as a defender on on 10.03.2012 (4.444.936 units)!
Achieved awards
Demolisher (Gold - Level 4)
You have destroyed 10.000 building levels so far!
Market Guru (Gold - Level 4)
You traded resources using your market 1.000 times so far!
Master of the Battlefield (Gold - Level 4)
You have already completely destroyed 2.500 hostile armies!
Nobles Faith (Gold - Level 4)
You have defeated 700 noblemen so far!
Reliable Commander (Gold - Level 4)
You have supported other players in battle 3.000 times
Scout Hunter (Gold - Level 4)
You have fought off 500 scouting attacks.
Successful noble claims (Gold - Level 4)
You already conquered 100 claimed villages!
Wallbreaker (Gold - Level 4)
You have already destroyed 10.000 wall levels!
Wealth comes in gold (Gold - Level 4)
You minted 50.000 gold coins!
The Warlord (Silver - Level 3)
You have attacked 100 different players!
Beloved Friend (Bronze - Level 2)
You have made a total of 15 friendships!
Lucky fellow
The loyalty of a village was 0 after you conquered it!
Self-conquest
You have conquered yourself!
Unlucky fellow
The loyalty of a village dropped to +1 due to one of your attacks!
